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April, 15, saxophone player, pizza lover and lazy fuck. My blog is pretty much anything I want it to be, so its sometimes NSFW. (your daughter/lesbian lover was here and i love you so much!! <3)
villagers in town
trying to fit in

mersus:

too horny to sleep

too tired to masturbate

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

waggington:

u start a mosh pit in my heart

2hunna:

mydogsnokes:

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ

dorkly:

harrypottergif:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM; July 30th, 1980

Happy Birthday, Neville! I hope you’re not thinking about how you were almost the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord. Because don’t think about that. Because it’s your birthday!

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead